How to Pro Wrestle: 1. Don’t remember anyone you meet until you have worked 40 shows together 2. Headlock Takeover 3. Create a booking email but just use DM’s anyway 4. Scream across the locker room at your best friends about how fucking hot they look 5. Big Dropkicks

This Friday night, Rhyno have A Night of Gore! The Man Beast faces “The Veteran” Jack Vaughn and the SquaredCircleExpo Champ Jake Omen in a tag team match with the FGW Champ Dru Skillz! Wrestlers, managers, refs, trainees are all invited to take part in a seminar after the show!

I may have lost, but I legit really enjoyed being part of this match

I miss our old chats, buddy!

ill be back in ohio in august for a few months so midwest places book me as a top guy for the following reasons: 1️⃣ im quite talented 2️⃣ im quite handsome 3️⃣ im very famous 4️⃣ dong 5️⃣ i wont get canceled cuz im not a piece of shit so book me, fuckface plz rt and ema

Why vs when we can form an animal faction simply known as The Zoo or WWF?!

@thehannibalrex Savio Someone book it.... Please.

No ass is safe!

G’day, mates! 📸 Kyle Olson

You were a formidable opponent but you’re an even better comrade! Ouu!! You’re always welcomed in Poundtown,USA my feline friend Savio 😘❤️‍🔥 #XVW #fightinfairborn #Sexcats

Wait… QUEERBILLY and I aren’t booked for this?! Book The Sex Kittens!

Ouu!! Me & Savio, Sex Kittens, we’re ready to dance! Book us, Daddy😘

Gotta love them ring cats

Jake Omen

10.15.22 will be a meow-gical night in City of Rushville as Earth’s MEOWtiest Hero Savio returns to #UpstartPro! Tickets are going fast! Get your tickets today at live.upstartpro.store or stop by the Mocha Moose to buy special-edition souvenir GA tickets.

From now on, instead of complimenting one of my fellow workers, I’m just going to slap my thigh at them. Kinda like an indie version of the nod of acknowledgment.

Received my first payment from monetizing my videos, which means I’m now getting paid to make fun of the wrestlers that hate me. Life is good.

What happens when a cat man and a man who loves cats go toe beans to toe? Come to @fowlingindy on December 11th for @whiteriverwrestling and find out! matt_brannigan

cats hate it when you grab their tails i am a master storyteller haha wow

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