I just saw the trailer for #BorderlandsMovie. The two main jokes are about peeing and pooping. :(

"See all that substance in there, Borderlands? That's why your adaptation never worked." #Falloutonprime youtube.com/watch?v=V-mugK…

Michael Keaton's new movie, Knox Goes Away has 20 Executive Producers! TWENTY!

Neve Campbell doing Scream 7 is not some mark against her character or Melissa Barrera and what she stands for. That kind of simple thinking is why Barrera was fired in the first place. Don't be like Spyglass. Saying you like pancakes does not therefore mean you hate waffles.

I watched a 2022 thriller called Fall, about two young women stuck on top of a 2,000-foot tv tower. It's very well made, full of suspense, but there's a moment that left a bad taste in my mouth. A mean-spirited kind of twist I could've done without. Otherwise, highly recommended.

Great news! I got new furniture! A super comfy couch, a coffee table, and a nice, plush twin bed! Please make a donation for a couch cover and a new blanket/sheet combo! Thanks! gofund.me/ce7ec903

I had a couple withdrawals meant to go through PayPal Credit, but they went through standard PayPal instead and now I'm overdrawn with multiple overdraft fees. Just asking for donations to make them stop. gofund.me/5962c8cb

I rewatched The Three Amigos today, and I suddenly realized it's almost the exact same plot as Kung Fu Panda 3. :)

My birthday is next Wednesday. The ACP program has been cut, so my internet bill is $82. gofund.me/45e4b31d

Had some devastating storms and a tornado last night in Houston. 4 dead, at least a million without power. We got ours back this afternoon. We had water coming in from under the front door. Everybody here is okay.

For years, it's been my dream to build my own computer. I've finally achieved that dream, not once, but twice in the span of a few days. Granted, they were both made for other people (my sister, and my best friend) but still! I can't wait to do it again! Pics soon!

I never liked the surprise shot of the demon in Insidious. He looks like Darth Maul with male pattern baldness. When he drops his jaw, it makes me unintentionally laugh. He looks like a lame puppet. I know it's gone down in Horror history as a scary moment, I found it silly.

For my bday I like to give up something meaningful to me to someone kind each year. Im a month late! I’m giving away my prized Jotnar edition of #GodofWarRagnarök (kitty not included). For a chance to win: -reply with your favorite line from GOW -retweet/follow/like U.S. Only

I achieved a longstanding dream and built a computer, but life's not all gravy. I lost my Medicaid benefits (but I renewed my Medicare) and my Food Stamps got cut way down to $90 a month. gofund.me/8b541083

"Hey! Do you have the money for that PS5 Pro?" "I have concepts of the money." :) #PS5pro

For anyone curious, the #beetlejuice2 Haunted Apple from Fanta does not taste like apple. It especially doesn't taste like green/sour apple, which is what I was expecting/wanting. Not sure what it is. Tamarind, maybe?

Alright. My bumps have been officially goosed: youtube.com/watch?v=BOsAJ7…

How often do you look at a trailer for a tv show or watch the pilot and say to yourself "I give it two seasons, tops"? For Netflix, that's a business model. "I give it two seasons, on purpose." :)

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Major, potentially life-changing eye surgery tomorrow. Wish me luck.