Paul Upton (@paulupt59792819) 's Twitter Profile
Paul Upton

@paulupt59792819

Dog parody.

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🆂🅲🅾🆃🆃🆈 🎸🔥 (@scottygoesagain) 's Twitter Profile Photo

"We've been monitoring your data Susan and the news isn't good - you're well short of 10K steps a day and your pulse is slightly irregular. Have you ever considered assisted dying?"

"We've been monitoring your data Susan and the news isn't good - you're well short of 10K steps a day and your pulse is slightly irregular.

Have you ever considered assisted dying?"
Sam Lowry 🇬🇧 (@samlowry60) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Another Day, Another Starmer Sleaze scandal ! Mark Drakeford ‘exempt’ from second home tax on holiday chalet Former Welsh first minister’s Pembrokeshire property spared from council tax surcharge telegraph.co.uk/money/property…

Helen (@hells4heroes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

WeGotitBack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇺🇸 This @Asda worker has not only assaulted a customer, it is also illegal under the equality act to demand a person with an assistance dog leave the premises. To ban them for life over this is appalling.

𝕍𝕠𝕚𝕔𝕖𝕆𝕗𝕋𝕙𝕖𝔽𝕠𝕣𝕘𝕠𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕟 🇬🇧 🇿🇼 (@giftcee) 's Twitter Profile Photo

#LabourLiars A builder comes into your house, “I can see your house is broken, but I really don’t know what’s broken, so can you tell me what’s broken so I can fix it for you” We call them “cowboy builders”, so I guess the equivalent in politics will be “cowboy politicians”

Nicholas Lissack (@nicholaslissack) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Peter Lynch spent his final days in a cold, lifeless cell for the 'crime' of shouting at police and waving a placard. Yet tomorrow, 1,100 violent criminals will walk free, courtesy of Keir Starmer's government. Starmer doesn't just despise you—he's actively endangering you.

Peter Lynch spent his final days in a cold, lifeless cell for the 'crime' of shouting at police and waving a placard. 

Yet tomorrow, 1,100 violent criminals will walk free, courtesy of Keir Starmer's government.

Starmer doesn't just despise you—he's actively endangering you.
Yuri Bezmenov's Ghost 🥸 (@hotellubyanka) 's Twitter Profile Photo

These people NEVER offer real solutions. Everything is based on what feels good, not what actually works. God it's so predictable. And was I being rude or just asking a question she couldn't answer?

These people NEVER offer real solutions. Everything is based on what feels good, not what actually works. God it's so predictable. And was I being rude or just asking a question she couldn't answer?