My son got married on Friday. This was his groom’s cake. I raised that kid right!

The wife smiling through gritted teeth “oh no yeah that makes sense, of course, yeah why would you. Did I… what, no, I hate clothes”

From the highlands of Tocantins to the sunny shores of Fiji, it’s been an incredible 17 years of experiencing The Dragonslayer. A truly larger than life tv character with a philosophical gem hidden behind every possible illusion. Beautifully one of a kind. #Survivor50 #Survivor

I know there’s more serious things going on in the world but: MASSIVE cop-out not calling it “The Search For More Money.” This cute video they made doesn’t undo that. They had a gag that could have had a 40 YEAR payoff and they blew it!!!

We’re not done yet. THE TIGERS ARE COMING FOUR IT ALL AT THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP.

girl shut the fuck up

lexi it's okay i love you

People saying Chio cost LSU the natty clearly didn’t watch the entire season, or the entirety of this meet. This team got here on her back with all her 10s. For today’s meet her team never should’ve put themselves in a situation for it to all come down to her.

Imagine Europeans trying to find how to get to State College, PA

Who did it better

completely rent free it's hilarious

colby doesn't have to be your favorite player or anything (he's not even my favorite player) but if you don't like colby i do in fact think less of you on a human level #survivor #survivor50

it's that sec schedule

They/themily #Survivor50

And he be airing it out too

fierce is fierce hunni

least racialized sec “banter”