One rule for me and another for thee.

BREAKING: OCAML WINS THE US ELECTION

So, about that cheap Australian beef, when can we get that?

Waiting for British Gas to come see to my boiler and the engineer didn’t even ring the doorbell and now says they ‘can’t get access’. Well I guess if you don’t want to ring the doorbell then you won’t get access. Next appointment in over two weeks. Unbelievably bad.

The delay was not caused by passengers causing a disturbance on a train, it was caused by CrossCountry Trains failing to maintain wheelchair space bookings. I was perfectly calm and polite. Given it is public on Twitter that the incident involved me, that's libelous. Watch out, XC.

"Why is it always millionaires like yourself get uptight about two pounds an hour for people on a minimum wage?" Rest in peace, John Prescott.

Gentlemen in the audience hits the nail on the head "I'm afraid you are gonna have to find me the world's smallest violin to tell me that you don't pay tax on an estate worth £5 Million" This will only impact a small percentage of the wealthiest land owners #bbcqt

Apparently people are already saying 'Call a General Election'. I know, we'll have a general election if, before that, we can have another referendum on EU membership. 🤣😂

Tories seem upset by a knighthood for Sadiq Khan. I give you Therese Coffey

It's difficult to imagine a more pointless application of AI than using it to identify potholes that councils already know about but don't have the money to repair.

A very grim day at Cardiff University. 400 jobs to go. Whole departments (including modern languages, nursing, music, religion, ancient history) to be axed. bbc.com/news/articles/…

Finally, someone is asking the important question!

Not cool Firefox 🔥

Vance is a tubby middle manager who thinks he's a tough guy. More than 600 UK service personnel were killed in the Iraq and Afghanistan conflicts alongside their American counterparts. Perhaps Vance remembers taking pictures of some of them while he was "serving" as a journalist,

I really hope JD Vance appreciates how much free speech there is in the UK now 🙌

Fortran will have 3 nice actively developed open source compilers on all platforms. That's exciting.

A month as a resident in a UK care home can easily reach £8,000. Yet the owners are only paying their staff the minimum wage. Why is this disgusting behaviour allowed??