For me, it’s 1. iMessage 2. Email 3. WhatsApp 4. IG DMs 5. Calls 6. FaceTime Audio … 21. Telegram … 42. FaceTime video … 999. Discord DMs

Finally, I saw a girl in Taiwan with random English words on her back, down her spine (I think it said “beauty” something else). So it’s good to know that it happens in reverse too.

This is how you handle a tear gas canister. Pour water around the canister. That’s to help seal the base of the traffic cone used to contain it. Then you douse it from the top and cover it. It’s extremely effective.

Line-up additions for FEST! Very excited for new artists and collaborators Clams Casino, JDH & Dave P, Jon Rafman, KCRW and more Tix are $99 at link in thread

Can’t decide between my Wheel of Fortune win or the fact that Jimmy Iovine technically has a framed photo of me on the walls of his house.

Wait, there was also the time I went to Marilyn Manson's birthday party as a +1 maybe 15 years ago at Chateau Marmont and at one point, he put a knife to my throat and called me a Chinaman. "Where's my present, Chinaman?" over and over.

Lawyers are expensive, but *looking* like you have a lawyer is free. Today, I'm happy to announce my latest project, Heavyweight! Heavyweight lets you take any complaint you have, and make it look like a scary legal document without ever actually claiming to be from a lawyer.

Everyone. T-minus 5 days. Tickets will be gone soon… fwbfest.info for the last stragglers

pro tip: if you're going to FEST, download Base app and fund with USDC before you arrive. Link with invite code has been sent to you via Friends With Benefits

I saw Clams Casino in the woods with a bunch of my friends this weekend at Friends With Benefits Fest and it was all I ever wanted a live Clams Casino set to be I adore the work I do and the people it surrounds me with; I will forever be a student of the internet and its people o7

Why we do what we do

fest is always life affirming ngl