This Texas weather ain’t no joke 😂

"Hi I'm Thor and your watching Disney Channel" x.com/worldsgifts/st…

“Can you come in today?” x.com/sheisaddicted/…

In the middle of having a heart to heart conversation my boyfriend unexpectedly sends me this screen recording...

Ready for Incredibles 2 tonight, can’t believe my costume from when the original came out still fits

Idek what y’all talkin about, I do these exact stretches ALL THE TIME x.com/spacecatpics/s…

black eyed peas: i gotta feeling that tonight’s gonna be a good night 13 year old me: 😎😎😎

Hey bud, sorry about your verys serious family issues. But Twitter can’t really help you out here bud. x.com/alainadk/statu…

You know you're a Star Wars nerd when you use Star Wars as a refrence in your notes on a class about the New Testament to help you understand a concept. Star Wars was literally the best thing I could compare some of this stuff to. Is that wrong?

Me listening to how bad things have gotten at my job since I left

Socrates: “To do is to be” Plato: “To be is to do” Scooby: “Do be do”

Murph likes the $1 cones at McDonalds