Turned 51 a couple of weeks a go and my Aunty is telling me to be careful because I'm going out tonight.

Need Stokes and Bairstow to at least put a 100 run partnership.

First championship manager to be sacked will be Watford manager Valérien Ismaël Its a certain.

Do stores check there stock for dates. Went to B&M Stores yesterday and bought some butter just opened it and a horrible taste, checked date on it and it was a bloody month out of date.

Congratulations to Durham Cricket on securing promotion to Division 1.

Jude Bellingham is some player, nearly has good has his younger brother.

One of the greatest tweets ever.

Bruno Fernandes is one of the must overrated footballers ever.

Sad news today. After years of medical training and hard work, a mate of mine has been struck off after one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients so can no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time and effort. A genuinely nice guy, and a brilliant vet.

Good friend of mine passed away yesterday and was a Leeds United fan. So hoping they win tonight in his memory.

Absolutely gutted that Shane McGowan has sadly passed away, he was one of the greatest song writers of all time. #rip #pogues

Sounds like some porn is been played during the #EURO2024 draw.

Sunderland v Newcastle 3rd round of the FA CUP. Bring it on.

Chris Woods scoring a hatrick against his old club is like Jozy Altidore coming back and haunting us.

So So desperate to see a dentist have rang about 10 of them but refusing to see NHS patients but will see me if I wenr6private.

If anyones wondering what that noise was at about 5pm, it's 52000 screaming fans putting their passports back in the drawer

Can't blame anyone who turns the SAFC managers job down know one will want to work under those conditions. #SpeakmanOUT

Who needs Jack Clarke. 🤣🤣

Absolutely buzzing we have signed Wilson Isidor on a permanent deal. Going to have an all day bender to celebrate.