Do NOT do this 🙄🙄

When I have a weird idea I wanna pitch Sam

I think ladies should get in fivemation actually

Would you guys buy a shirt that was a see-through abdomen with organs on the front and a stat tracker on the back

This saying was so confusing to me as a kid I thought it meant like, “a mend in the space-time continuum will save the lives of exactly nine people.” I felt unfairly burdened by that knowledge

Imagine I met Kelly Rowland

Mambo Italiano Mambas Italianas Mamba Italiana Mambamos Italianamos Mamban Italianan Mambáis Italianáis (ignore this one, only used in Spain)

🤘🤘🤘

I wish scammers and canvassers would FaceTime me instead of calling or texting. It’s more personal

✨ Something truly special ✨

College tuition has gone up 65% in the past 20 years but the speed limit in school zones hasn’t increased at all in almost a century

remove “are you a convicted felon” from All job applications moving forward .

We’ve been working on this show for so long and I am so proud of it and thrilled it’s finally coming out!!!

The Smartypants Society invites you to a new season of bold ideas, shocking revelations, and brilliantly stupid presentations 🐷👖 #Smartypants

Be there or b=mc²

trailer tomorrow 🥂

How is this happening simultaneously, I feel like I’m going more insane every day