My brain sucks

Need to punch something

You drive me insane but I can’t tell if it’s good or bad

Gonna go punch something real quick brb

I want you so bad but it don’t think you want this

My hand hurts but my brain feels much better

I give up. You win

No mas

I want to live in a world where a Chicken can cross the road without anybody questioning its motives.

This one cuts deep…

We had a good run

International yoga day #CalvinAndHobbes

Not that anybody asked, but laid end-to-end Jeff Bezos' 200-Billion dollars can encircle Earth 180 times, then reach the Moon & back 30 times — and with what’s left over, make a stack 10 kilometers high.

Santa doesn’t know Zoology: Both male & female Reindeer grow antlers. But all male Reindeer lose their antlers in the late fall, well-before Christmas. So Santa’s reindeer, which all sport antlers, are therefore all female, which means Rudolf has been misgendered.

Anyone still supporting that buffoon or justifying what happened yesterday can just go ahead and fuck off already, y’all suck

Evidence you might be in a Cult: Your group has one leader - usually male. You revere this leader, and do what he tells you. Your group has the answers while nobody else does. And you actively deny that your group is a Cult.

Today is the 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century. x.com/BleacherReport…

We’re just sayin’. To abolish mask -wearing laws in some States while the rest of the Nation keeps theirs is like designating a peeing section of the swimming pool.

The simulation really struggled to make this look real haha