I’m either a virgin or a sexual predator. You can’t have it both ways.

Actually I’m benefitting from that arrangement.

Glad to hear. We pieces of shit have to stick together.

When will you idiots get this. I don’t have to follow your stupid laws. I own you.

When you’re good at your job.

You better cross your legs or Admiral of the Navy won’t be the only thing you lose.

I’m trying to purge toxicity by being toxic. It’s called fighting fire with fire. I’m doing what has to be done. Like how Jesus died on the cross.

Keep an eye on Arnie’s VP choice. Chances are always high that they may become President.

I could make that happen.

“A 25 year old virgin” I have a bloody British accent. That alone makes me fit.

Sigh...why do only the idiots support me.

The last time a British tyrant targeted America they declared independence. This time all they do is complain on Twitter.

I am a titan among men. If I wasn’t ordained by god, I would not do as I have done. Rest assured, it is only the beginning.

The rumors are true: I tested positive for COVID-19. NUSA, please keep me in your prayers. Apparently being an asshole puts you at high-risk.

Not all superheroes wear capes.

Can’t even land on the moon but they say I can’t land a girl lmao

Inaccurate. The only thing I have that’s chunky is reserved for b*tches like you.

This is like being banned from Yemen. Didn’t plan on FUCKING going anyway.

Sorry, not if it’s consensual.

Based on my DMs? BernardCaldwell. Bloody twat.