How’s your night going 🤦🏻‍♂️

I’ve not gained much out of these lockdowns but in April 2020 I was at the self check out in tesco and opted against buying a chicken. After bagging my shit I realised actually I wanted it. Long story short the guy working told me to just take it. It’s the little things. #winning

Why do people say look what the cat dragged in? Like the cats constantly dragging in living people! All lies.

Always thinking about Ja Rule and if he finally spent that money and finished those shows he had so many of

You have no idea how much I wish this was 5!

Boris got married yesterday. If we paid for his living room what are the odds his honeymoon will be on us?

Machine Gun Kelly dresses like someone who lost loads of weight but didn’t buy new clothes

I just pushed a strand of my own hair behind my ear and that was honestly the most intimate experience I’ve had this year!

I constantly see photos of girls out with their friends with the caption I’m feeling myself but when I do that in public I get arrested #doublestandards much

Yooo, I’ve just walked past a guy in town throwing tenners in the air screaming I love cocaine. And this actually happened. Thank you.

Meme of the Season: Scott Parker X The Streets Sound on for more Original Parker Material

Get in my life! Ricky Gervais 2 tour in a row! I’ve even went vegan today!!!!

One year ago today was one of the most iconic Partridge moments in British television history

Waits 14 hours in a queue and didn’t even get to rugby tackle the queen!

Awkward, someone’s singing god save the queen before kick off. Not sure they’ve heard the news

Honestly guys we never jumped the queue; we were merely ushered around the queue as to avoid standing in the queue. What don’t you understand?

Take it out the ransom 😂😂😂

Tour update! Some BIG ones in the Midlands and London to come too! Link in bio

OJ Simpson is dead. Now we’ll never know if he killed her