I agonised over whether or not to share this given some of the language in the clip, but this attempt at a minute's silence at Nottingham Forest was so funny it had me in tears. So here it is with my obligatory strong language warning ⚠

I see the angry gerbil wants to 'stop Labour'. I think I'll take my chances with them, despite my reservations, after the past 12 destructive years.

Just think, the British public were trained to be so frightened of Jeremy Corbyn, that they would vote for this mob.

Once Johnson reaches the 100 MP threshold, that is it. And the worst bit is that the bovine vox-pops I've seen suggest that the public are ready to forgive, forget and welcome the oaf back with open arms. He could piss in their mouths and they would thank him for the drink. 💦

The MPs I NEVER want to see in cabinet again. This isn't exhaustive. Feel free to add to the list: 👎 PRITI PATEL 👎 JAMES "CLEVERLY" 👎 JACOB REES-MOGG 👎 SUELLA BRAVERMAN 👎 MICHAEL FABRICATOR 👎 NADINE DORRIES 👎 "JOHNSON"

BBC couldn't verify whether or not Sir Jimmy Saville was a raving paedophile. Now we have BBC Verify, where I assume we're now expected to trust their judgements.

The different attitudes towards Israel and Palestine by Leave and Remain voters in this YouGov research is quite remarkable.

I'm going against pollsters here, but I do feel that Reform have taken votes away from Labour tonight, and snuffed out the potential "supermajority". They've given disgruntled (c)onservatives a pit to throw their votes into, rather than give them to Labour. #GeneralElection2024

Let's face it, the far-right have been waiting for their excuse to kick off, ever since the General Election went against them last month. #Rotherham #Middlesbrough #Southport

I have a real existential crisis when it comes to Twitter. (I refuse to call it 'X'.) Do I take one look at Musk, and the fact he owns it, and walk away? Or, do I just carry on using the platform, smugly aware that he will never see the return on the investment? Help me out!

I'm actually really excited about Kemi BadEnoch becoming Tory leader. She is absolutely 100% going to finish them off as a political entity. It's a once in a lifetime opportunity I thought had slipped away when 30p Lee defected to Reform and Braverman was sussed out. #bbclaurak

As part of my winding down of activities here, I have been unfollowing a lot of what I perceive to be dormant accounts. If you think you have been unfollowed by me in error, let me know.