The Uber pickups at airports is always complicated for no reason

He truly is one of the most dedicated haters ever.. it’s inspiring honestly.

work: gives PTO me: uses PTO work:

Congratulations to Coco Gauff for an amazing championship at the French Open — the first American singles champion at @RolandGarros in a decade. You make us all proud.

oh no i lost the racist homophobes

The Judge bangs his gavel. #ALLRISE

On Juneteenth, we celebrate freedom and recommit ourselves to the work that remains undone. We remember that even in the darkest hours, there is cause to hope for tomorrow’s light.

Me soon as summer hits

Millennials going through yet another once in a lifetime event

WWW3 lit

Sunday funday is lit until you remember that tomorrow is Monday 😓

Tomorrowland MainStage burnt down and got rebuilt before the Brooklyn Mirage could open

Looking at my credit card statements after saying money isn’t real when you’re in Europe for 2 weeks

If I see a Teams invite while I’m in the car, I’m driving off the nearest cliff

chill i be late asf

I know an afters when I see one

When in doubt watch Crazy Rich Asians on a flight always. You’ll never regret it.

Apollo guys rolling into Soho House after helping them go private