MP Kuria Kimani: We considered adding tax on bread because it causes diabetes.

Sam Kituku: 😳😳😳

Me: Dialing Gabriel Oguda immediately because this Molo MP may need something stronger than a malaria vaccine.

Ndiritu Muriithi, Former Governor Laikipia: You will never really tax yourself into prosperity. The trajectory we are on of uncontained expenditure appetite will lead us to ruin. Price of bread, surely, what are you after? Motor vehicle circulation tax, what it will do is

Valid question

Rewind and come again selecta!

Oh yes! We will definitely appreciate as fundraisers in RV become bigger and better. Oh the joy of seeing those MPs carrying cash money in big bags!! Nothing beats that excitement.

I am seated somewhere and eavesdropping on some 3 Kikuyu men seated on the next table. Wueh! Never in recent times have Kenyans been this disillusioned and extremely disappointed by a government. Those who voted for it like these three men who sound like they are businessmen are

This UDA MP by the name unhonourable Geoffrey Ruku was on citizen TV this morning trying to explain how a personal car is a tool that generates income, therefore justifying an annual tax. You can be sure he will vote for the Finance Bill 2024, then later tell the electorate that

A guy comes to a post where I am hammering the government and UDA MPs and asks, ati you have been bought by the government and appointed to a senior position?

Nikimuita kagege kuna shida?

Dear Kenya Kwanza Member of Parliament,

We know you do not have time to read the Finance Bill 2024. In light of this, a patriotic Kenyan has done the work for you and given it to you in manageable pieces. We will therefore not listen to any excuse this time round.

Does your boyfriend know about the Solar Storm that has hit the earth, and the spectacular aurora lighting up the sky as witnessed in some parts of the world? Ama yeye anajua tu mambo ya
Manchester United na Arsenal? 🫢

Upon being told that her starving peasant subjects had no bread, Marie-Antoinette, the Queen of France replied, ““Let them eat cake”

Dear hustlers, your government is telling you to eat cake if you think bread is too expensive after tax increase.

Kwa ile song ya “hustler ndio wetu” si walisema dynasty hawajui bei ya mkate? 😂😂😂

Yesterday at the U.N General Assembly, Kenya took a decision that I am very proud of.

The nine countries that voted against the Palestinian bid for UN membership include:

United States, Israel, Hungary, Argentina, Papua New Guinea, Micronesia, Nauru, Palao and Czech Republic.

Hustler economists are living well well…

Kenya is hosting the Africa Fertilizer and Soil Health Summit, and various African leaders will be present. Some may even want to benchmark with Kenya. Should we tell them? 🫢

Today, we pause to honor the memory of the late Prime Minister Meles Zenawi, whose profound impact continues to resonate. A visionary leader, navigated complex challenges with unwavering determination, shaping nations and leaving an indelible mark on history. His enduring legacy