Have you guys read John Kamau's explosive biography of June Moi in today's NATION? Who's that 'flamboyant city lawyer' who took advantage of his affair with June Moi to get close to President Moi, mint millions and walk away leaving her heartbroken? I'm asking for a friend.

Shies Eshekiel Machogu has decided that what Ruto and Gachagua can do, he can do better. Bwana, who has Eliud Owalo's contacts, I also want to be CEO of Longonot Satelitte Base Station.

Dr. James Wambura Nyikal, MP for SEME. Degree in Medicine & Surgery, Masters (Pediatrics and Child Health), Kenya Medical Association Chair, WHO Executive Board, Director of Medical Services, etc. We, the people of Seme, are tired of carrying this country on our backs.

Dear, Hon Millicent Omanga. Hope this finds you well.

BREAKING NEWS: Interior CAS nominee Millicent Omanga has decided that she will only fear God and hot porridge, and we will be there no matter what.

NEWS JUST IN: Starehe MP Amos Mwago reminds the Gov't that the youth will not watch as this country goes to the dogs, while warning Nairobi Governor Johnson Sakaja to warm that seat well because 'tunaikujia'. The gauntlet has been thrown. DJ, pull it from the top.

WE HAVE CREATED AN ENBALING ENVIRONMENT FOR FOREIGN INVESTORS, AND OTHER SHORT STORIES.

Walevi wa Sugoi are also tired of massaging the donkey down the slippery slope. It's kicking and going everywhere.

Driver, nishukishe kwa hio pole ya stima. Hio ndio stage yangu.

The referee runs to the VAR booth, says no foul and waves play on.

Ruto nominated someone whose only qualification is being a petrol station attendant to be the Kenyan Ambassador to the DRC, yet doctors who have twin degrees of Medicine and Surgery are being told to go hug a cactus shrub. And you people still say you have a country.

Doctors have decided they will break down their issues in a language the common Kenyan understands, because the Gov't has decided to go low with demonizing them with falsehood and fabricated lies. The revolution will not be televised.

A vast majority of Ministers, CASs and Parastatal Heads are D students. We can't have rules for one profession, for people who did not go to school, and another rule for those who did.

HERE ARE THE PROPOSED PERKS FOR CHIEF ADMINISTRATIVE SECRETARIES (CASS).

Gross salary: Sh765,188

Salary market adjustment: Sh156,075

Transport: An official car of engine capacity not exceeding 3000cc.

They shall also be eligible to a car loan of up to Sh8 million and mortgage…

When Sam Gituku asked Lyn Mengich why the SRC was proposing that CASs earn more than Doctors, guess what was her response? That a person’s education or technical experience may not be the ultimate determiner of how high or low their salary is. Let's rise up for hymn number 69.

Mithika Linturi: 'There are no fake fertilizers in the market. What we have are substandard fertilizers.'

Sam Gituku: 'What is the opposite of genuine?'

Mithika Linturi: 'Fake.'

Bwana this was a whitewash.

1) I don't know.

2) Am not sure.

3) I was not prepared for the question.

4) I don't have the correct figures.

5) I think, I may not remember correctly.

6) I can provide the numbers tomorrow.

7) I slipped and found myself in this studio.

Just finished rewatching that John-Allan Namu roast on Mithuka Linturi last night. Bwana even my grandmother's dog, Osama, has never been beaten like this.

Eeh Bwana tuskize sala zetu. 🙏🏼🙏🏾

'We want the Gov't to take notice, that we cannot remain silent for a longer time when the doctors' strike is persisting. We ask them to act now; and if they don't, the consequences will be very grave indeed.' - Raila Amolo Odinga, Heart of the Earth.