'Barissimo'? Have Aldi finally had a phone call from Nestlé's solicitors?

Sometimes the Daily Express's content management system screws up and puts an entirely different spin on a story.

Back to the 1990s with Travelodge and their pay-as-you-go internet...

Humorous announcement at Birmingham New Street: "For your safety and comfort this station operates a no-smoking policy", while there's a CrossCountry Voyager doing a 10-minute stop right in front of me with the engines running.

Faith in humanity renewed. This is from the Saxony Senior Championship today. White, rated over 2000, played 26.f4?? intending to chase the rook away, only it loses a piece to 26...Rxd5.

GM Daniel Naroditsky passed away. He was a talented chess player, commentator, and educator. FIDE extends its deepest condolences to Daniel’s family and loved ones.

I don't believe it. Rewind TV is showing Star Maidens. Camp 70s sci-fi at its finest. tvguide.co.uk/schedule/611cc…

Even for me, this Chess.com puzzle is not "Very Hard" level. White to play and win:

.Network Rail Scotland That's nice of you. 9S80 already an hour late and you're holding us outside Haymarket to let the locals go.

90+5mins: 🇭🇺 2-3 🇮🇪 Ireland holds its breath, on the last throw of the dice... Hattrick for Parrott 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮 📺 @rte2 @rteplayer shorturl.at/X2pcP 📻 @rteradio1 shorturl.at/gi0y8 📱Updates: shorturl.at/BX36M

A healthy new crop of Rovers being grown in Royal Botanic Garden Edinburgh, prior to taking up their duties preventing escapes from The Village.

With no trains running today, some signallers leave little messages in the train describers.

We won’t be silent on safety. RMT General Secretary Eddie Dempsey explains why it's vital that passengers have a second safety-critical trained member of staff onboard their train from our demonstration at Marylebone today against plans for DOO on the new East West Railway.

Someone should probably tell them..

GFF26 news! BAFTA-winner Felipe Bustos Sierra’s documentary, Everybody to Kenmure Street, will open our 22nd edition on 25 February. Tickets for both Opening and Closing Galas will go on sale 10am Monday 19 January on our website. Read more: bit.ly/GFF26_OpeningG…

Ben Jennings Ben Jennings on #Trump #BoardOfPeace #Davos The Guardian – political cartoon gallery in London original-political-cartoon.com

"I can't lie to you about your chances, but...you have my sympathies." #TheTraitors

sorry I'm late, I got stuck in a local minimum

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