Sat on the tarmac in Bratislava delayed because the runway in Luton has melted. But I’m sure it’s just a snowflake woke runway and everything’s fine.

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Give the ball to Bobby x 2, Bobby to set up his mate, the lad who came on for Bobby x 3, Bobby’s young lad and they will score.

Has any sportsperson ever made more unsuccessful throws than a man throwing a large multipack toilet roll upstairs

Back on track. Chip supply returning. Production levels on the up. Record levels of demand. World leading products. Order book 220K and growing… #jlr #jaguarlandrover

Very long shot but anyone got a single for the Derby?

Today in Parliament I opened a debate on the inquiry re 2022 CL Final in Paris. I thanked the life-saving LFC fans who stood up again to lies, journalists who made a difference David Conn Rob Draper Daniel Austin & Spirit of Shankly @tedthered77 who ensured the truth was told.

⚡️ Mitch Evans WINS IN BRAZIL!! Julius Baer #SaoPauloEPrix

Back on the TOP STEP of the Podium 🏆 #SãoPauloEPrix 🇧🇷

Why is my “for you” feed essentially just every right wing commentator in the U.K. bemoaning the fact that the Tories have been hammered for not being fascist enough

These lads do amazing gear - worn their t-shirts to 3 champions league finals!

I’ve been nominated for best co-commentator by World Soccer Talk. If you’re happy to tick my box then please click the link below. Thank you. worldsoccertalk.com/best-co-commen…

Simply RT to enter To Celebrate Christmas & all the support from our wonderful customers & friends.James Whelan Butcher are giving away this delectable Steak Hamper & a signed copy of the Irish Beef Book by Myself & Katy McGuinness supporting two amazing Irish Charities -Enjoy

Brilliant local business close to Anfield, cracking designs and superb quality - mine are still good 7-8 years of washes later!

We WON in SAUDI ARABIA! 🏆 #DiriyahEPrix 🇸🇦

Learned more about the story of this photo and now I'm mad. This was taken today at Arlington National Cemetery. The grave belongs to Sgt Nicole Leeann Gee, USMC. She was among the 13 US service members killed in a suicide bombing during the Afghan withdrawal 3 yrs ago. 1/

9yo: Did you know that long, long ago. Like, really long ago, it took computers MINUTES to connect to the internet. Like actual MINUTES. Me: Yeah... I knew that. 9yo: Of course you did because you like history. Me: Go away now.

Hey, Grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.