can’t lose em all if you don’t lose the first one #cubs

what if ur vape moaned every time you hit it

cubs might have a bullpen problem

give carson kelly 300 million dollars

welcome to the green and golden green bay packers Matthew Golden !!!! 🧀 🧀 🧀

i’ll take some 30s please

chat gpt told me to quit my job.

Parsons 🧀

Share this to haunt a Dallas fan.

the moons gonna blow

The chicago cubs front office has zero idea how to handle injuries. They need to replace their entire PR team.

Once you see that tray of cookies at your work’s open enrollment meeting you know your premiums are getting cranked.

hey Grok would you rather have jordan love or caleb williams start on saturday ?

hey Grok i’m about finished with King Sorrow, what would you recommend next?

hey Grok should i read NOS4A2 or The Fisherman by Langan?

very sad. RIP to a legend.

sitting at the ymca hitting my vape during my 7 yo swim lessons