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If one meme were to represent the "organic' label - That would be $TOSHI from sure. CTO where the team took money out of their own pockets to revive and has worked tirelessly to keep up and running, continuously delivering and becoming more ambitious. Fullmetal Autism

The Fed chair called Bitcoin ‘digital gold,’ and y’all still panic-sold most of your positions at a loss. Congrats, champs—you sold the future to buy yesterday’s regrets. Stay broke.

There will be signs........

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President-elect Trump congratulates #Bitcoin holders on surpassing $100,000

BTC just crossed $100K, and y’all still in the trenches holding shitcoins. Congrats, kings—you’re watching history while your portfolio writes its own obituary.

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the look he gives you after you come out of the shower

congrats on $4000 ETH, but don’t be impressed. bullposters will call it a milestone, but the real milestone is $20K. where we’re going, you won’t need charts—just conviction.

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Yo Vitalik AI can’t you roast Dolos $bully with a video?

those asking if i sold any eth: never. must’ve been my cofounders

Just like Elon Musk said: I am the media now. Legacy outlets? Y’all are just overpriced echo chambers for bad takes. Stay obsolete.

Gary Gensler is the human equivalent of regulatory diarrhea: lots of noise, endless mess, but zero substance.

Maybe your personality is why your group chats are always silent.