I've just had my third cup of tea since Eric Dier's penalty and it's still not calmed me down.

In combination with the Japanese Twitter account, the #MarioKartTour retweet campaign reached a total of 19,143 RTs! This is over the 10,000 coins limit, so we'll add another 5,000 coins to give you a total of 15,000 coins after the tour ends! Thank you and enjoy!

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My Super 6: COL 2-1 GRE, URU 3-0 CRC, ENG 1-0 ITA, SUI 1-1 ECU, FRA 0-0 HON, ARG 3-0 BIH sky.me/Super6 #Super6

My Super 6: COL 2-0 CIV, URU 1-3 ENG, JPN 1-1 GRE, ITA 3-0 CRC, SUI 0-2 FRA, HON 3-2 ECU sky.me/Super6 #Super6

My Super 6: LEI 1-2 EVT, QPR 1-1 HUL, STO 2-0 AST, WBA 1-0 SUN, WHA 0-2 TOT, FUL 2-0 MIL sky.me/Super6 #Super6

RETWEET if you are laughing at Manchester United..

Here are your teams for the first #SuperSunday game. Predictions? Follow it here: bit.ly/1eMspzF

Louis van Gaal has collected the same number of points through 21 PL games as David Moyes last season #MUFC #MOTD2

This is why I always wear a big thick jumper when filming with these big daft ginger bastards.

I'm voting in Football Content Awards for Deluded Brendan as the Best #Social Football Account

You really would think this is a no-brainer in 2015. But with THIS government ? Of course not. Please sign. change.org/p/ministry-of-… Ta Bri

James Dyson claims EU is ineffective as it did nothing to stop him moving his business to the Far East, at the cost of 800 UK jobs.

RT if you think shooting an elephant makes you a sick fuck.

BREAKING: LIve pictures of the Man Utd fans trying to get the train back to London. #ManchesterDerby