Today I was walking down the street trying to finish a smoothie and a few of those loud bottom of the cup sips made the old man in front of me stop, turn, and say “Hey pal! I think ya got it all!” Happy new year only to him.

Acquaintance: Hello! Me: *silently*: “no fewer than six years ago you DJ’ed a party and played the men in black theme song what am I supposed to say here that was insane??” *Aloud* “it HAS been too long!!”

Lost my ticket in a parking garage, scrouged up a lightly used one from the trash near the gate that got me out for FREE instead of paying max, and it felt like such a tremendous win until I saw it written out wow

I have never seen it and I never will but I’m here to admit that I improvise what I think the King’s Speech was aloud when I’m stuck in traffic and I’ve been doing it for too many years to stop now i am actually doing fine thank u

Hello! Madeline Walter and I wrote tonight’s episode of @nbcbrooklyn99. It was masterfully directed by JoeLoTruglio with special guests Sarah Claspell and Drew Tarver. Working on the show is a dream and I hope watching it is too. Tonight at 9 on nbc if ya nasty

thought I had no sense of entitlement until just now on my run when a bee flew straight into my actual mouth and my first rxn was to yell “what right do you have???” as I spit it out.

Hello it’s me, a child in a foreign film, I am like a regular child (small/like to play/need a haircut) but my main thing is to sit quietly at the dinner table pulling food apart, chewing, and staring at my parents silently wondering “will I ever grow to understand you?”

These brilliant women have created three detailed lesson plans (daily 10/25/45 minute programs) for June as a step one to becoming an active ally to the black community through learning and acting to support. Use it & share it!!!