Despite having a private wealth of £2 billion & paying no inheritance tax King Charles' grant is expected to increase from £86m to £125m paid for by the taxpayer There's never any new money for, nurses, teachers or doctors but always for the rich #NotMyKing

Hi Hastings Direct you said you needed to talk to me about my car insurance policy but you don’t seem to have a phone number?

Hi Thames Water 💧 you’ve told me I had a leak. Your engineer came out and told me my house isn’t connected to the correct meter. My account still shows I have a leak. How do I get this sorted?

Hey AutoTune® been trying to use this link but I keep get 404 error on the webpage. Can you help me out?

Hey Thames Water 💧 guess who didn’t fucking call?! That’s right it was you guys.

Hey Thames Water 💧 gives who didn’t call again?! Yeah, it was you again. 800l of water a day leaking outside my house and no one can tell me what’s happening.

Give me the phone number for the concerns team Thames Water 💧 because they’re incapable of making a call themselves despite your promises. Ofwat

Oh you didn’t call at 9am because you don’t work until 10 now? Why promise a 9am call 2 days straight Thames Water 💧 I just want the fucking leak sorted and the correct meter fitted to my house. As it’s the meter leaking this really shouldn’t be hard.

Why do you build me up, just to let me down. You never call Thames Water 💧 when you say you will.

Hey Thames Water 💧 me again! When I finally spoke to someone in your complaints team last Friday they said they’d give me an update within 48 hours. Currently at 120 and I’ve heard nothing. Who do I complain about the complaints team too? Is there a complaints complaints team?

🚨 | BREAKING: Rishi Sunak's Covid startup fund invested nearly £2 MILLION in firms linked to his wife None of the four firms are declared publicly on Sunak's register of ministerial interests [The Guardian]

‘Known to have used male prostitutes’ is Mark Menzies’ entry in the whips’ spreadsheet (which could use an update). No risk of kompromat there then! Now they’ve started tying him up & demanding a ransom for his release. Can’t make this shit up 😂😂😂

There is a reason Rishi Sunak wants to get rid of NI, and it is not for you. Amazon and 200 other companies pay no UK Corporation Tax at all. But they still have to pay employers NI contributions. Sunak wants them to pay no tax at all.

I see lots of Right wingers are using places like Denmark as a shining beacon of why National service is great. It’s funny, cos they don’t ever seem to champion all the OTHER aspects of life for young Danes. Little 🧵 1/12

Avoid tado° at all costs. Product will randomly just stop working conveniently just after the warranty ends.

Anyone got a good alternative to WeTransfer, can’t actually send any files at the moment because they’ve decided to just show adverts.