One of the basic rules of school football - DON'T PLAY IT ACROSS THE FACE OF THE GOAL.

That was a good goal. But FFS, this is a lilly-livered performance.

What should have been so good, wasn't. It's been coming, but that was a shocking performance.

I'm finding myself congratulating Man Utd for a job well done. Sickening feeling to be honest.

Saw this today and thought two things: Northern Soul is cool, and line dancing isn't.

This is going to be a slog.

Maybe not such a slog. #setpiecefc

I think the time has come to say, Gyökeres is a cart-horse.

I take it all back.

But it was Martinelli 👍🏻

Top performance.

You know, it's funny, all this prattle about "set pieces" and "own goals" and "boring Arsenal". So many washed-up players and no-mark "influencers" feel rattled. What we'll see next is Tottenham fans hoping their own team loses. Halcyon days.

Embarrassing football club.

Just watched this fascinating piece. Steve Rosenberg has probably the most mind-boggling task at the BBC. It must be so difficult being caught between two worlds, but he does it with absolute grace and dignity. bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00…

Been really interesting watching the Robbie Williams documentary on Netflix. No doubt he's a talented man who's belted out some bloody cracking tunes, but blimey, don't us Brits just love to shoot down those who've made it big? Bit like Arsenal.

I said at the time "we're going to win the league". Need someone to do the same again. Martin!!!

The bilge spouted by Gary Neville here is outstanding. Like a relentless torrent of diarrhoea - Arsenal bad, Chelsea great - and I feel good.

Have that, Insurance Boy.

One of the things that first drove me mad when I moved to Dubai was discovering nobody does this.

Declan Rice was imperious again today. A proper leader.