In this tweet I’m an owl barber (tweet is already funny) and when I’m done trimming the owl I hold up a mirror behind owl’s head and he just slowly turns his head 180 degrees to face me and says “I fuckin love it”

Had a lovely time walloping Michael Oku at Renegade Wrestling . With Destination Everywhere in the rearview mirror, looking forward to a tasty 6-person clash this Friday!

Delightful! Mother always said I was a work of art.

at Renegade Wrestling, Michael Oku will face Nino Bryant, BUT since Michael likes to play the ambush game, what if... he doesn't even make it to the ring. 🤔

Even if I falter before 10, I'll make sure Michael Oku earns his 9. Last Man Standing. This Friday. Renegade Wrestling .

🚨 Tonight! 🚨 This is a clash 7 months in the making! @Solomon_Lamb_ faces Michael Oku in a Last Man Standing match! This and much more tonight! Come enjoy a fun night out of pro-wrestling in a library! Few tickets left! Get yours now: 🎟 purposewrestling.com/lightspeed

First Renegade Wrestling show tonight, great fun! Nino Bryant was fun, @Solomon_Lamb_ and Michael Oku had an awesome Last Man Standing match which went from 1-100 real quick. #PurposeWrestling #prowrestling

There were only a couple of Graps Meets from last night's "Lightspeed" Show from Purpose, which included: • Skye Smitson, who's always such a laugh to talk to and see • @Solomon_Lamb_ for the first time, after his great Last Man Standing Match

Lightspeed was full of memorable moments. Which one was your favourite? You can see the show on VOD later this week or eventually in our YouTube channel! Join us every month for the best pro-wrestling show from inside a library: 🗓 purposewrestling.com/tickets

Lightspeed is now available on VOD! ❌ The end of the road for an iconic team! 💥 An unforgettable Last Man Standing Match! 🏆 The semi-finals of the Tournament! And much more! Join our Patreon for only £3.99 and watch it first: ▶️ purposewrestling.com/vod

Now available on our channel, the insane Last Man Standing Match between Michael Oku and @Solomon_Lamb_! Watch and subscribe: 🎞 youtu.be/HxNGCWBf2zc The O.J.M.O. returns to the Merton Arts Space next Friday! Get your tickets now: 🎟 purposewrestling.com/marchofthedogs

TOTC Match Reactions are back with finoallafine and Bin Yameen reacting to this match from Renegade Wrestling where Michael Oku took on @Solomon_Lamb_ in a Last Man Standing Match! Link is below please like, comment and SUBSCRIBE! youtu.be/68ikJddA8dM

Honestly think it might be easier to write an entire novel than 500 words describing your novel to another person

Filmed a heap of comedy sketches in London today. A great day with @beth_tremlett Abby Carter Paul C Rogers @nicolakelleher Harry McBride 🎥🎥

I am running a workshop 'Write your First Short Film Script' in one day. Available dates: 11th Sept and Oct 3rd. It's for anyone who has a big desire to write a short film but never quite manages to get it done. Details and booking here: eventbrite.co.uk/o/daniel-johns…

Happy Halloween! And on a timely note, I'm delighted to announce my new book 'Academy of the Dead' is available to buy now amazon.co.uk/dp/B0BGN62MHC