Farage’s "plan" to solve the channel crossings is to take them back to France with a group of Marines and order them onto the shore. Now just think about that for a moment and then ask yourself this. Do you think he can tie his shoelaces because he's quite obviously stupid

Everyone knows Labour are going to win the election, but if you’re feeling like there’s no point in voting as the outcome is a foregone conclusion, I’d like to draw your attention to something really radical that is on offer tomorrow: 1/8

A pause from my political commentary to congratulate Mark Cavendish delivering a top day for British sport. In other news, vote tomorrow, please

Repeat after me: Britain is not France, we never had the OAS, it’s not America, Reform run precisely nothing in the U.K. and they aren’t going to sweep to power in 2029. Now can we start talking about the new government might govern?

Nigel Farage will hate being an MP. He'll hate dealing with constituents. He'll hate having to comply with Parliamentary transparency rules. He'll hate all the scrutiny into his dodgy affairs. Being an MP will break Farage as a political figure. #GeneralElection2024

Fucking hell there's no one more gutted that Farage has won than Farage himself. He won't last 12 months. ... mark my words.

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Nigel Farage is going to hate being an MP. He’s going to go in to the House of Commons thinking he’s going to get to grill the PM every PMQs and instead he’ll be answering letters from Doris about why they closed the public toilets on Clacton High Street.

Pictures of the first day in your new job getting very tedious now.

MPs from outside London can claim £5,500 per child on expenses, for up to three children, as part of their rental allowance. Worth remembering as Labour debates whether or not to scrap the two-child benefit cap.

Make no mistake, the person responsible for the situation in Southport is hiding from justice in his villa in Spain.

The attacker is British, with parents from Rwanda. Like Kemi Badenoch, British but with parents from Nigeria. Like Rishi Sunak, British but with parents from India In other words, shut the f*** up racists.

‘People say I’m stirring up racial tension and fear; I don’t know if that is true but it’s a legitimate question, because it can look as if I am, though perhaps I’m not. And you’ve got to ask: is the ambiguity deliberate? And if it is, what else am I up to? Who knows?’

He is an MP. If he has questions, he could have asked them in the House of Commons yesterday - but he wasn't there. Instead he prefers to encourage those spreading misinformation on here. Utterly shameful

Spare a thought for Tony Hill who has been working at break neck speed in blazing hot sun to rebuild the Southport mosque wall before the far right can return. He said: “And if we have to build it again afterwards we will do just that.”

This is extraordinary. According to Farage “The far right are a reaction to fear, to discomfort, to unease…”. Farage has gone full far-right apologist. Like his justification of the Russian invasion of Ukraine, his mask has slipped & the public are starting to see who he is.

Do you remember when Gary Lineker said some of the dehumanising language used by the last Tory government about migrants and asylum seekers was reminiscent of Germany in the 30s. And the right were furious. Outrageous they screeched. Well, he wasn't wrong was he.

So, prevent practitioners in many parts of the country are going to be busy in the morning, then

We condemn the racist, hate-filled violence and rioting witnessed in towns and cities across the UK and we stand in solidarity with all those affected. Please find our statement below.