They got this headline all wrong. Let me fix it: “Elderly Dementia Patient Escapes Assisted-Living Facility, Wanders Across Street to Local TV Station”

LISTEN ITS BEEN A ROUGH WEEK

OK Calm Down, Citizen, I had ONE drink with dinner 🙄

What…. The hell…. Just happened #oscars

Name one show funnier than Happy Endings. I’ll wait.

Off to celebrate this guy as he takes the plunge!! #cheekys ✌️ 🇬🇧

This has me hysterically cackling to myself in an airport lounge

My personality can best be described as I would literally give you an organ if you needed it, but if you cross me I will hide you in a trunk and cry on the news about how much I miss you.

Dude, you're literally from Jersey. I bet you don't even know how to pump your own gas.

For #TBT

When the president comes out as anti fascist and pro democracy and you feel attacked… Perhaps you need to do some introspection

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holy shit breath of fucking fresh GD air watch thru the last second of this

Congrats ⁦Patrick Goodwin⁩ on another big hit! #notebookmusical #chicago 🎭

The GOP kicked out legislators for protesting guns. Not censure, fine etc. expelled. This is facist in nature

Hey BroadwayWorld, What’s with repeatedly taking Casting Directors names out of so many press releases? The press releases go out with our names on them, but you omit them in your releases online. Why? Shouldn’t the Casting Directors be listed in…. casting announcements?

I am only ever flying virginatlantic from now on…. friendliest staff ever, classy lounges, the best food. I’m sold.

How it started, how it’s going. ⁦Happy #Pride ⁦Patrick Goodwin⁩ 2011 2024

And to Patrick Goodwin I’m so, so proud of your work on this. “Just remember, I will always be in your boat.”