Denny Stong, 20 Neven Stanisic, 23 Rikki Olds, 25 Tralona Bartkowiak, 49 Suzanne Fountain, 59 Teri Leiker, 51 Eric Talley, 51 Kevin Mahoney, 61 Lynn Murray, 62 Jody Waters, 65 Here’s what we know about each of the 10 victims of the Boulder mass shooting: dpo.st/3shOe6a

rip f scott fitzgerald you would’ve loved lorde’s song green light

Praying for George Floyd’s family. Remembering his daughter, Gianna.

is this too much to ask for

Melinda Gates, Mackenzie Bezos and me leaving the club at 4am this hot girl summer

Trader Joe’s is an aphrodisiac

deleting dating apps bc i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (get cheated on by my boyfriend of 6 years, find an apartment on craigslist, move in with three guy roommates, yearn over someone who lives across the hall, kiss in the elevator to lorde’s green light)

“How are you?” -direct, professional, kinda rude tbh “How are you??” -fun, excited, sexy etc

the pickle sitting next to my turkey club sandwich be like

me pretending not to see the chipotle employee who’s already working on an order in front of me so they don’t think i’m rushing them x.com/NBAonTNT/statu…

I don’t know, man, maybe some dudes from the 1700s who owned people and would be mystified by the sight of a dishwasher weren’t right about everything in perpetuity

your honor it was not a HIPAA violation i was simply BeingReal

what’s wrong babe? you’ve barely committed to the bit

the “i voted” sticker stays on during sex