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Ethical Tanking.

TARRRRRR

Have we asked AI how to fix the #LotterySituation?

At this point the tanking teams are asking around in the locker room: “Anyone have a deviated septum they’ve been wanting to fix”

Who needs Vitamin C when you could watch this video instead?

I don't want Byington to leave the Dores, but he's the correct fit.

Steiny just wanted a nice & easy Friday afternoon

*logging onto Twitter to get off my Chainsmokers comment* x.com/antifaldo/stat…

*Mike Malone signs contract* Bubba Cunningham: “Congratulations! First order of business here in Chapel Hill is that we’re going to get you some new clothes. Mike, this is Alexander Julian.”

"Every other day we were on the phone for about an hour, hour and a half with the ADs of North Carolina, and at the end of every call I would say 'Mike Malone's the guy.'" Kenny knew Michael Malone was the man for the job at UNC 🙌

’Twas the night before Augusta…

Wake up babe… new Spieth content just dropped

This is “what if Rory goes out in 29” type of golf

Xander WANTS that yellow Wikipedia square

Morikawa WANTS that yellow Wikipedia square

We were 3 feet away from rehashing every “Rory wedge take” from 2016-2021

Thank you to the city of Wuhan (bats or careless scientists) for giving us the NBA Play-In Tournament