This weather is going to have me wearing puffy jackets with tank tops.

I'm one of those guys who never takes his socks off. And the socks I always wear are the top performance socks. Coincidence? Nah.

Very common words I hear alot are Jewish terms....for the love of God theres no way I can spell any of them. Why is it so difficult?

I'm never looking to be right. I just want you to understand.

I love breaking my arm just to get my bookbag or jacket on. Our technological advances havent given us a better way to slip them on yet?

I havent done this packing, unpacking shit in so long I'm about to be stressed.

I didnt know porn had a beginning, middle, and end.

You ever on public transportation and pay so little attention to what's going on you feel like the shit turned around and started going in the other direction without you knowing?

On the train, exhausted, back to the rat race Fell asleep so long the train did an about-face Patrick Jetter #nyc #nycsubway

Years of experience doesnt make you good at something, it only makes you complacent.

You really start to value time when you just miss a train by 2 seconds

Hibernation should be a real sport and I think I would qualify for Olympic level competitiveness. Dont sleep on me....now where my z's at?

TRUMP IS OUT I’M PRESIDENT NOW

Nothing beats adulthood more than being excited to drink $1 Margaritas at Applebees with a bunch of friends

Well if us millenials are gonna complain about not identifying genders, I want mother nature and Queen Bee out. Let's just fuck it all up 🤷🏾‍♂️

1st Shows Of #2020 With 保科吉常 Tonight 🎸 Downstairs ‘Til 11pm 🎷 DJ A.Vee • 9pm • Main Floor 🎼 See You This Weekend‼️ #TheDelancey | 📸: Patrick Jetter

God for bid a person in a wheelchair rolls over some shit on the floor 🤦🏾‍♂️

When life changes you adapt. When something is given to you, you learn from it.

How do people leave the house with dirty sneakers? Gotta be a different breed to go out and say "I'm ready to take on the day". How about take on some soap?

Plot twist to Bird Box - all the Asians survived.