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Patrick Jetter

@pattaylr

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I'm one of those guys who never takes his socks off. And the socks I always wear are the top performance socks. Coincidence? Nah.

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Very common words I hear alot are Jewish terms....for the love of God theres no way I can spell any of them. Why is it so difficult?

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I love breaking my arm just to get my bookbag or jacket on. Our technological advances havent given us a better way to slip them on yet?

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You ever on public transportation and pay so little attention to what's going on you feel like the shit turned around and started going in the other direction without you knowing?

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Hibernation should be a real sport and I think I would qualify for Olympic level competitiveness. Dont sleep on me....now where my z's at?

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Well if us millenials are gonna complain about not identifying genders, I want mother nature and Queen Bee out. Let's just fuck it all up 🤷🏾‍♂️

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How do people leave the house with dirty sneakers? Gotta be a different breed to go out and say "I'm ready to take on the day". How about take on some soap?