green beans from the can

calling in retarded to work

where were you 13 years ago today when you Found out

they’re saying there’s 30g of protein in spending a night laughing with your friends

Who else is practicing fat as a house Friday

me breaking up with my bf if my first gf ever hits me up again

Me and Spongebob go Way back

I’m hanging out with anybody this summer #highkey

- emotionally unavailable guy who isn’t sure he wants u but also wont break up with u - no ambition mediocre dude (dates consist of sitting in his room) - lustful man who follows random women on social media and calls u insecure - guy whose real soulmate is another MAN!!

being 25 is the bravest thing u can do

we are so cooked

Giving up

guys i’ve lowkey seen more spine in jellyfish and to be honest i’ve seen more guts in 11 year old kids

snowing rn but the high this sunday is 82 we’re all gonna die soon

hello can U hear me

At the age where it’s like that’s fine

how it feels to point out when a tv show is using the sims 3 soundtrack music