don’t frown, sugar lump. ya look a lot prettier when you’re showin’ off those canines.

dont have sex on my furniture-! [huffs. sometimes she hates being the only one in the band without at least a LITTLE somebody.] just me ‘n the goats.

/ machete’s music is like sex bob-omb from scott pilgrim but also japanese punk

we were ready an hour ago, dick. nice to meet ya, lady. i’m duckie.

yea, we didn’t think so. [snickering.] you good? need something to drink? eat? feel free to use the kitchen, whatever. me ‘n the boys are gonna go get busy.

[on her way to the music room, she grabs a chair for ava and sets it close to the makeshift stage.] zora, are you sittin’ in or no?

[and duckie follows up, eyes focused on her fingers. that’s where the magic happens.]

[oh, how duckie envies them in this moment. they’re both showing off, she knows it. but she’s got no motivation to do it herself.]

slow down, lady! we ain’t done. [she laughs, following along with dj.]

dj. stop YELLINGGG, we can all hear ya!

[a blanket SMACKS glory in the face. from ten feet away, duckie is waving.]

all you other slim shadys are just imitatingg

OH- [dammit, she was trying to help! jogging over, derrick at her feet.] shit, glory, i’m sorry. is it real bad? could we fix it? [derrick also seems very concerned. he nudges his big, slobbery head against glory’s stomach.]

IM GONNA PEE, I TURNED ON THE TV AND THE BIG BANG THEORY WAS ON AND THE TALL ONE AND THE SHORT ONE WERE SPEAKING KLINGON THIS SHOW IS RIDICULOUS

it’s... [duckie covers her hand with her mouth to muffle her snort.] you kinda look like a super cool, like, abstract painting? i think it looks sick.

cut down on guitars?

...so guts can eat, glo.

I WAS SO WORRIED. i’m like, damn. she’s cute as shit. but she doesn’t take care of her oversized badger? not cute.

is he Not king of the castle? is that..wow. i’m genuinely confused.