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@patronsmooches

i may be an idiot, but i’m an idiot and i am stupid. | #мooɴɢιrl

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calendar_today25-12-2017 03:10:17

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dont have sex on my furniture-! [huffs. sometimes she hates being the only one in the band without at least a LITTLE somebody.] just me ‘n the goats.

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yea, we didn’t think so. [snickering.] you good? need something to drink? eat? feel free to use the kitchen, whatever. me ‘n the boys are gonna go get busy.

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[on her way to the music room, she grabs a chair for ava and sets it close to the makeshift stage.] zora, are you sittin’ in or no?

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[oh, how duckie envies them in this moment. they’re both showing off, she knows it. but she’s got no motivation to do it herself.]

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OH- [dammit, she was trying to help! jogging over, derrick at her feet.] shit, glory, i’m sorry. is it real bad? could we fix it? [derrick also seems very concerned. he nudges his big, slobbery head against glory’s stomach.]

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IM GONNA PEE, I TURNED ON THE TV AND THE BIG BANG THEORY WAS ON AND THE TALL ONE AND THE SHORT ONE WERE SPEAKING KLINGON THIS SHOW IS RIDICULOUS

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it’s... [duckie covers her hand with her mouth to muffle her snort.] you kinda look like a super cool, like, abstract painting? i think it looks sick.

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I WAS SO WORRIED. i’m like, damn. she’s cute as shit. but she doesn’t take care of her oversized badger? not cute.