//Iowa makes me feel patriotic

“So Abyssals think they can enter American waters without consequences? I’ve got seven-hundred and seventy-eight BILLION reasons that won’t work.” 𝙈𝙪𝙡𝙩𝙞𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙝𝙞𝙜𝙝-𝙡𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙡 𝙚𝙭𝙥𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙜𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙.

“𝙋𝙮𝙤𝙣 𝙋𝙮𝙤𝙣~!"

Time to say ‘hello’ the American way! Sudden butt grab〜♡

“I-I got you this…” …and where is all that bolstering confidence she’s known for?

How… How did he not see WHITE CRYSTALS over leaves?!

𝑯𝒐𝒘 𝒊𝒔 𝒂 𝒔𝒖𝒃𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒅 𝒆𝒏𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒄𝒉 𝒉𝒆𝒓?!

𝑂𝑓 𝑪𝑶𝑼𝑹𝑺𝑬 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦'𝑟𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟-𝑠𝑝𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑙𝑒𝑑~!

It’s July~! 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒎𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒔~! 𝑺𝒖𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒓 𝒇𝒖𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒃𝒊𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒊𝒔~!

“…so what exactly is stopping me from just loading a firework in every cannon barrel and firing a full volley…?”

Something a bit more modest then? Fiiiine.

Enough modesty.~ Time to drop the one piece and reveal what she had on in secret under it!

“Would it be tasteless to some of our Allies if we played Oppenheimer on the base?”