Northwestern head coach Pat Fitzgerald puts NCAA football's attendance problem and really society's eventual downfall in perspective: Phones. I know you might be watching this on one, but couldn't agree more with Pat Fitzgerald

I have lived in Los Angeles Washington DC Jerusalem Taos San Francisco Denver and now Pittsburgh. ... I have never seen a public figure in any city so universally revered and respected by the locals as much as Pittsburgh loves Fred Rodgers. This city will go bonkers in November.

How many people woke up this morning and said something like this “(expletive) another one! “(Expletive).”

As the school year begins, this is my reminder that he’s a massive whore if he has Christmas lights AND a flag AND some kind of stolen traffic sign in his room

How egocentric of us to think that Space Aliens, who have mastered interstellar travel across the Galaxy, would give a shit about humans on Earth.

Pulisic: Can I play pls Lampard:

Can anyone explain why szn (season) is not czn? These young folk making stuff up again.

Flash flood warnings are now in effect in Las Vegas, Phoenix and Los Angeles because, well, why not? 🤦🏽‍♂️

HOLD UP. A tradition at Pittsburgh weddings is having a giant table of assorted cookies?!! A cookie table?!

Every time I'm visiting a web site, I'm like "You know what this needs? A little fuckin video playing in the corner."

This doctor has had enough of the bullshit.

Adults: “Kids these days with their participation trophies...” Also adults:

It's not officially the holiday season until you've seen our beloved Christmas Star commercial! So, without further ado... ⭐🌲

Please enjoy these ducks changing their minds.

Yokel

Karl Marx and Max Engels from Berlin say Los gehts & #HereWeGo Pittsburgh Steelers

We’re just sayin’. To abolish mask -wearing laws in some States while the rest of the Nation keeps theirs is like designating a peeing section of the swimming pool.

this COPS episode from 1991 contained some of the strongest Pittsburghese in television history 😳