Everyone on earth can do a Kermit voice except for the guy who’s doing Kermit’s voice

So long sweet prince 🫡

Paul gonna keep the Sixers from doing dumb shit to duck the tax

Sabrina killed that shit

They got Ms Hill to show up on time? Power of D’Angelo is real

Hot damn

Minnesota is going to get Bobby Portis.

I fucking hate this organization

Fuck you Daryl Morey 🗽🏀

The defensive coordinator?

How do you look at what Maxey and Embiid have done this year and go into the trade deadline deciding to get worse and cut costs. Pathetic.

Live forever, Jerry.

Sounds like Utah needs a Calangelo @adamsilver

I unironically love woke patriotism, I love appropriating the things chuds care about and turning them against them. Why should they get to own America, they're the ones who suck

we’ll always have this Chris Vernon rant about Sochan to remember him by

Cracking open a Presidente in front of your boss moments after getting placed on performance review. I will not miss Nick Castellanos, the player, but I will desperately miss Nick Castellanos, the man.

This is why old people are all deranged

found a file on my laptop from 2018 labeled "SmellsLikeTimAllen.mp3"

I sing this jingle every time we make chicken and I had zero memory of this product existing. S-tier jingle.