Just so we’re clear, BOTH were wrong. Merica.

People are saying how Kamala Harris needs to be respected and stuff since she’s the first female vp. These are the same people that flip hell about assuming someone’s gender, so stfu that bitch might identify as a Toucan.

Welcome to Biden 2020. Merica.

Fuck the man #ToTheMoon

Finally putting our autism to work del ruff 🚀🚀🚀🌕

Got that wap on the way to the job this morning. Wet ass pavement

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I can now drown my sorrows legally lol

If you think there is a show funnier than trailer park boys you probably wear a mask in your car while driving alone

Preview of me on the 4th of July. Merica.

Better not see any of you flag burners and National Anthem kneelers out partyin’ on the 4th of July. Merica.

Chase dollars not dimes

went to fannin county once and a 7 year old smoking a cigarette told me to go fuck myself

That one time Zane Boyd and I became ordained ministers while eating at Chevelles on wing night. Wild times in the kingdom they were.

Damn girl what’s your ph because you act basic as fuck