Um. Might need to go up a size on these work trousers 😆

I usually stick to dumb gym selfies but as a gay brit it is... strange and concerning! to see gay americans voting for the fascist candidate. Like bizarre, truly bizarre

only 6 days to go until I spend 2 hours thinking of much better Halloween costumes that require money effort and weeks of planning that I will properly forget about for the year after

lore accurate wolverine (I'm a short arse) 🐺

Good morning

i heard there's a tomb that needs raiding

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rosanna pansino cooking toxic male youtubers is excellent to watch

I need help! my skin care routine is non existent... I'm only 29 😩 I now have some money I can invest in it - any and all advice welcome! What do you use?

Thank you for the many conversations, advice and explanations! Let's see if this shit works lol

As if I had to ask my mum to keep it down cos it was past midnight 😂 She had her audio book on full volume 😭

Afternoon :)

Got to the bakers before they closed, nabbed all their leftover cream desserts for £6 😈

I ate one and got full, why am I like this 😂

if selzer reaches 100k followers by end of election day I'll post [redacted]

How I feel today

me second guessing some us oomfs on here

Feels a bit dirty unpausing the X app. Think I'm at my last days with it now. patpaddyg.bsky.social