So everybody at the Covid Inquiry continues to blame the 'system'. Without any of them acknowledging they were the system. The Inquiry may have already found the answer to why things went so wrong. #covidinquiryUK #C4News #Hancock

Keir Starmer doesn't want to lead a Labour Party that considers discussing certain things off limits. Unless that's rejoining the EU. Supporting strikers. Universal income. Proportional representation..... #Starmer #Brexit #C4News

Nice to know the tories will go out of there way to destroy old peoples' lives even when there isn't a pandemic. #Immigration #C4News #SocialCare

So the party that believes in 'Britain First' is spending millions to fix Rwanda's immigration system rather than our own. When the snake finally chokes on its own arsehole. #ToryChaos #Immigration #C4News

Piers Morgan says Harry is definitely lying about everything. And he has the recordings of the phone calls he admitted it on, if anybody doesn't believe him. Allegedly. #C4News #PiersMorgan #Harry

Michelle Mone doesn't think saying the opposite of the truth is trying to pull the wool over anybody's eyes. We pay her to assess laws before they're passed. #C4News #PPE #MichelleMone

BREAKING NEWS Early sight of Rishi Sunak's Extremism Bill: Anybody caught spreading hatred in the UK must offer a half arsed apology by social media and then give the tory party twenty quid. #PMQs #Hester #ToryRacism

The only reason Labour has no plan is because the tories keep nicking it. #PMQs #PoliticsLive

At least we can tick another country that Boris Johnson owes money to, off the list. Allegedly?!? #BorisJohnson #Israel

Angela Rayner condemned for setting up a family home. William Wragg applauded for sending pictures of his tinkle to a stranger. Those tory family values sure found some flexibility. #WillyGate #RaynerGate #WhysEverythingGateGate

So Labour have no plan. At the same time as having a plan that will destroy the country. #SchroedingersElection #ITVDebate #SunakStarmer

Loving the new tory strategy of behaving like the pub drunk screaming over your shoulder at the quiz machine. #BBCDebate

Penny Mordaunt: 'IF YOU VOTE FOR LABOUR THEY'LL SET YOUR BUM ON FIRE. RAYNER TOLD ME BACKSTAGE. SHE WON'T DENY IT. GO ON. DENY IT. SHE WON'T DENY IT. THEY'LL DO IT. SHE'S GOT MATCHES. CHECK HER POCKETS. GO ON. SHOW THEM YOUR POCKETS, RAYNER...' #BBCDebate #PennyMordaunt

So the people in charge of the tory campaign are accused of using insider knowledge to win money. Anybody checked they didn't stick an ACCA on winning less than fifty seats? #GeneralElectionUK #Tory #bbclaurak

Who had 'tories campaigning for proportional representation during the last days of the campaign', on their bingo card? #Elections2024 #Supermajority #C4News

After spending the whole campaign telling us to look forward and not at the past, Rishi Sunak brings back Boris Johnson with two days left. Clumsy contradictions right to the end. #Elections2024 #Newsnight

What could billionaire Rishi Sunak have possibly offered penny shy grifter Boris Johnson in return for a boost before election day? #Elections2024 #Newsnight

.......AND STAY OUT. #GeneralElection2024 #ToryWipeout

Well, Vape Shops and Citizens' Advice Bureaus will be thinking twice next time they consider attacking innocent children. #FarageRiots

On the plus side, you've had your choice of seats at Wetherspoons this weekend. #UKRiots #FarageRiots