STATEMENT ON FORD PLANT VISIT FROM VP LAURA DICKERSON, FORD DEPARTMENT DIRECTOR The autoworker at the Dearborn Truck Plant is a proud member of a strong and fighting union —the UAW. He believes in freedom of speech, a principle we wholeheartedly embrace, and we stand with our

“…you think he WANTED toilet snakes?”

My favorite hockey movie, Miracle On 34th Street

Dwayne “The Rock” Nipples

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William Shatnering Jingle Bells

A flat tire shouldn’t be life-ruining. Neither should a dentist visit. Or a vet bill. Or a prescription. But here we are.

I want to go home and it doesn’t exist anymore.

It literally hurts to realize I have to miss you forever. My chest hurts every time I remember.

im not from america im from new jersey

The grief of mourning a life you expected to have is next level and constant. You mourn new experiences because you’re not the person you thought would be having them, you mourn those that are gone and would have loved it. It never goes away.

Hey Carter's , want to explain why a 3 year old girl gets so much less fabric in her shorts than a 3 year old boy? Same size. Same rack. Same PRICE even. We’re really doing this to 4t clothing?

don't ask me for relationship advice bc i'll tell you to kill him

Just Saw an older man walking alone with his little toy poodle and I’m like “…oh that’s how people saw my dad.” So I made myself sad. Then his wife walked over and I realized it wasn’t just him and the dog and it made me even sadder. Ffs brain knock it off.

What do you think will bankrupt the US first - war or lawsuits from Nintendo?

If you are racist, you shouldn’t be allowed to enjoy other cultures food. Elote is only for the pure of heart.

not to sound Uhhh suicidal but being alive is like a job i never signed up for and i am very burnt out.

can it like hurry up

millennial women’s retirement plan is “live communally with all my best friends golden girls style” while millennial men’s retirement plan seems to be murder suiciding their entire families