Sweet Jesus, I am laughing so hard at this. #lovecraftiannightmare

It a sunny day, baby! You know what that means- hitting Flight Radar to see the aircraft types flying over or near your house!

I'm online with many of my friends and fans!

I study at Trinners (Trinity College)

Anyone here ever descended into madness/been taken by strange and otherworldly compulsions? I'm looking for some tips.

Love too rifle through my desk for an ancient text as the stairs creak outside my door and the shuffling footsteps stop and the doorknob turns and I try to cry the words to send this manifestation back to Hell but accidentally say the incantation that makes me its slave forever

Whatever EU law says, I will always permit my followers to do Pat_Bren fan art/fan fiction/erotica/sexual opera or what have you.

Theresa May kneeling awkwardly like a wobbly peasant whenever she meets royalty is Peak Brit

Going to be tweeting as Patrick Brennan now, and less frequently. Follow that instead, I'll be far less annoying now.

Don't forget I'm Patrick Brennan now - but still as bad as ever!

This is a scheduled tweet from 1/1/2017, Twitter's probably gone now and the world has changed in ways I can't imagine smdh

Hope I'm not dead. Fav this if I'm not dead. RT if you're not dead

This has been me tweets. God bless you all.