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Sacrebleu ! French profanity used as a cry of surprise or irritation: my croissants are moldy, sacrebleu!

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ON TODAYS BRAIN ROT NEWS β€’ Unredacted Epstein Files will be available to members of Congress starting on Monday β€’ Polymarket files trademark for $POLY β€’ Trump deletes post depicting Barack and Michelle Obama as apes

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πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Tesla FSD just crushed blizzard conditions in NJ like it's no big deal, snow flying, roads a mess, and it's gliding through without missing a beat.

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ON TODAYS BRAIN ROT NEWS β€’ Pentagon spends $2 million on crab in one month β€’ Oil prices falls below $80, then shoots over $90 β€’ Gen Z turns to crypto and gambling for wealth

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ON TODAYS BRAIN ROT NEWS β€’ Senate debates SAVE Act β€’ SEC approves Nasdaq rule enabling tokenized securities trading β€’ Meta shutting down the Metaverse

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ON TODAYS BRAIN ROT NEWS β€’ Israel hit Iran's largest steel factories after Trump ceasefire β€’ Tiger woods arrested for DUI after car crash β€’ David Sacks term as crypto and AI czar ends

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ON TODAYS BRAIN ROT NEWS β€’ Trump to unveil $1.5 trillion defense budget β€’ Pam Bondi fired, Tulsi Gabbard rumored next to go β€’ ZachXBTs says Circle had hours after Drift exploit but took no action

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ON TODAYS BRAIN ROT NEWS β€’ Trump vs Pope Leo β€’ US now blocking Strait of Hormuz β€’ Kraken being extorted by criminal group