not having a microwave makes me stronger than most of you

drunk in this uber in philly and we’re going over this paul revere cobblestone ass road and i’m closing my eyes and seeing myself hiding behind the barricades while the cannons fire in gettysburg

Elmo's 2025 Ins and Outs In- smiling more In- making new friends In- learning big words Out- rocks

cant wait till the world ends im so tired of fucking retards

the only israel I recognize is israel? tbh give her “israel” it’s literally her name

at planned parenthood waiting for my birth control trying to figure out if im drunk, hungover, or a secret 3 rd thing

ngl being drunk is kinda feminine why u outside all unaware and loose nigga

mfs in philly posting the parade before they post their valentine

forgot life on vyvance is beautiful

im such a fucking dumb ass i even fuck up in my dreams

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would have been awesome if i got fired BEFORE the free turnstile show

being unemployed is a great opportunity to get skinny

With great power cums

I love being a ghost. It’s way better than being alive.

mosquitos shouldn't be allowed to bite you in the daytime

would i get kicked off love island for saying retarded?

I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything like this.

In Chicago, four vehicles descended and eight ICE agents moved in to kidnap a child. She screams, “I’m 15,” as ICE yanks her from the car and kneels on her neck. This is not about immigration enforcement. It's about terrorizing Americans.