This is the hottest summer on record to date in DC and the extremes (number of days w/ highs of 90, 95, 98, and 100+ so far) are all top tier.

My new thing is making fake magazines and leaving them in waiting rooms.

Studios are $3k lol

BREAKING: DC has hit (at least) 100 for the 4th straight day. That ties the longest streak on record.

I am so sick of local politicians all over the country who refuse to do anything to make our streets safer because they are chauffeured everywhere and care more about easy parking than saving lives

WWKD (what would Kojo do)? He’d support local news and donate to The 51st! Join him and donate before Day 3 of the fundraiser is out. And THANK YOU Kojo 🙏 givebutter.com/The51st

Great example of why people can’t always believe what they read on twitter. Metro is running normal service. It’s a disservice to the team’s hard work delivering service despite this global IT issue and to customers who rely on the service. Never apologies just faster tweets…

When someone asks what the “www” stands for at the beginning of a URL

Just found out the planet fitness I attend is the movie theater where young Spielberg first saw THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH (as seen in THE FABLEMANS), and this is throwing me for a loop

you did it carly

Save me Carly Rae Jepsen in a Nats jersey with a sword, save ME

stopped in my tracks and gasped seeing this sign at the farmers market

Maya Rudolph on that next phone call with Lorne Michaels

Let’s H-🥥-🌴-🌴-🥥-G-🥥 to the polls

This is a BFD. Drop-Out Specials available now. Stay tuned for more specials this week. #UnionPub2024