Anyone in #Chicago need an in-unit #laundry solution that hooks up to their kitchen sink? Great for #apartments, #smallbusiness, and small homes! Check out this LG Electronics As-Is, All-In-One Washer/Dryer Combo on Nextdoor: nextdoor.com/for_sale_and_f…

Anyone in or around #Chicago need an extra hand in the #kitchen doing #chores — especially those damn dishes? Here’s your chance to get your hands on an “As-Is” GE 24" Stainless Steel Portable Dishwasher With Sanitize Cycle” on Nextdoor: nextdoor.com/for_sale_and_f…

Who doesn’t love #smoothies? Or how about a nice frozen adult beverage for these upcoming summer nights? Check out this brand new, never-opened #magicbullet on Nextdoor and make it yours now, #Chicago: nextdoor.com/for_sale_and_f…

Ope! Did that last run to Costco max out your freezer space? If you’re near #Chicago — this might just be the solution you’re looking for with this item on Nextdoor: nextdoor.com/for_sale_and_f…

Honestly, I didn’t speak of this — only cracked jokes — because I never felt anyone would take me seriously. Thankfully — here we are. “Horrible nightmares and ‘daymares’ linked to autoimmune disease” - CNN ⁦Northwestern Feinberg School of Medicine⁩ ⁦Cambridge University⁩ apple.news/AXuXZNganQQant…

Need a little ambiance to set the mood? Check out this fireplace inset on Nextdoor: nextdoor.com/for_sale_and_f…

Stay cool in the bedroom with this small room window air conditioner from Denali Aire on Nextdoor: nextdoor.com/for_sale_and_f…

14 MONTHS | #sober

Some Americans threw a tantrum last year over Target’s #Pride Collection and acted out inappropriately. This year, Walmart’s collection, exclusive collabs, and presence for #PrideMonth dwarfs other national competitors and that of which I’ve seen from them before. #StayTuned

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Ah, yes — say the words, Matt Schlapp — but disable comments. That speaks volumes. Also… get to know the scope and diversity of the Midwest a little more before you think this has nothing to do with it.

#adulting

24•MAR•2023 EIGHTEEN MONTHS 24•SEPT•2024

After 14 years, I have to move out by the end of the month. The rent’s been doubled, utilities cut, & the building’s falling apart. I wasn’t prepared for an emergency move & I need help. Trying to raise $1,750 to get somewhere safe. gofund.me/ffff0e06

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT CHICAGO.