Has anyone else seen the young woman walking around the Garrison? Brown hair, blue eyes, really cute looking?

He has been covertly following the brunette woman around the garrison, it's like she just popped up out of nowhere and everyone is acting like she's always been here. Cryptid behaviour.

... That woman is puple.

... Is this the part where he runs away?

... She might?

Well, at least he wasn't killed by an angry alien woman.

... Why not date Mothman?

Some cryptids jsut make the knees go wibbly, you know what I mean?

Also why did they give that one Mothman statue such a thicc booty?

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He glanced to one side, scratched the back of his head, then looked back at her. "... How are you?"

"I'm well, thank you." Pushing his glasses up his nose, he rocked back and forth on her feet. "It's... A pleasure to meet you."

"OH! No, no, no, I've not been *looking* for you. Sorry." She rubbed the back of his head, cheeks red. "I uhh, saw you. and thought I would say hello..."