Every corpse on Everest was one of those 'motivated' type of people. Not worth it. Stay home and eat biscuits

This guy has a rare gift nowadays. Critical thinking.

🏆🔴At just 18 years of age, he already plays an important role at FC Luzern . Lucas Ferreira is your Best Player of the Brack Super League in September.

Covid was a wasted opportunity. During lockdown the climate of earth drastically improved, outdated work practices were uprooted & people had time for their own lives. It's a shame none of that continued.

Imagine your manager doing hospitality for another club in the same division as you 😂

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 The entire British ruling class come together as one to suggest that a group of violent, racist, football hooligans are reflective of all Jewish people everywhere. Have we genuinely lost our fucking minds?

Day 3️⃣ of #DAFC goals in history 🏁 Today… 🏆 Skol Cup Semi Final ⚽️ Dunfermline 1 - 1 Airdrie (3-2 pens) 🎯 Norrie McCathie 📆 24/09/1991 🏟️ Tynecastle Park 👥 10,662

"DON'T USE FLARES" *ALSO, look at this cool pic with our fans and a flare 🥺👉🏼👈🏼

Andrew is still eighth in line to the throne. Andrew is still a Prince. Andrew still gets to live in a royal lodge. Andrew has still not been questioned by the Met Police. Removing some pointless titles simply isn't enough. #AbolishTheMonarchy

Full time.

Absolutely gutted Prince Andrew has had to relinquish his titles. My heart bleeds for the alleged nonce.

Brother you are driving the Ferrari against Honda Civics.

I couldn’t disagree more to be honest. I would love nothing more than Celtic and Rangers to be toppled. If it’s Hearts, Hibs, Aberdeen so be it. We’re too used to the so-called duopoly being a one horse race. Only way for our game to improve is by having a variation of winners.

This is incredible They’re the fucking Ferrari, they literally have an embarrassment of riches. He can greet about recruitment all he wants, they signed a striker with incredible pedigree. Wingers for £5m. Kieran fucking Tierney. He’s made Celtic shite, own it you fraud

Buckingham Palace has just issued a statement encouraging people to focus on the King's work rather than other matters. Translation - Hey plebs stop holding the Royal family to account for their crimes and get back to blindly worshipping them.

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Good Morning #DAFC fans 🏁 Featuring an Andrew Tod double ⚽️⚽️