"Do you want to go to @cfawatertower again?" "I mean, I'm not gonna say no." @Craigoryjames

@coledoman the mom I babysit for has it recording on her DVR for me to watch next time I watch the kids...

@coledoman no.

@seanrkelley there's a witch on the top of the Steppenwolf Theatre parking garage today!

@seanrkelley but how am I supposed to be the shining star I was born to be unless I play Mr. Mistoffelees for all the world to see?

"Do you have any religious music?" "Well, we just played Beyoncé, so..." @thomsiemsen

@thomsiemsen watch out...it's about to get intense. #outfitchallenge

@Craigoryjames I only tweet the truth.

@ShannyNishy YOU'RE A FIERCE BITCH.

@seanrkelley is there any other way?

@Craigoryjames THAT WAS BRILLIANT

@Craigoryjames how did you KNOW I was just thinking about BEYONCÉ!?

@Craigoryjames that kid, though!!

@Craigoryjames “So You Think You Can Dance: Polish your dancing shoes! #sytycd premieres TOMORROW. ”

@Craigoryjames only for like two more weeks! I'll have to miss

@Craigoryjames thoughtcatalog.com/kate-bailey/20…

@wargodirects @LeemourSeymour @nealamonroe BuzzOnStage.com I mean everyone has the right to a dick fix.