when the subway sandwich artist repeats your order back to you

Good Evening Ozzy #RIPOzzy

There's nothing more damaging to the reputation of the general public than a list of the most popular podcasts.

Ric Flair looks like a 90 year old version of that unbelievably ugly crypto guy.

Just helped a bloke with a dead battery push start his car. The thumbs up we exchanged as he drove away, my god.

You and the boys trying to think of a Heathrow M&S tweet.

He handed him a contract and a phone live streaming his parents inside a shipping container in the north pacific.

107k likes for missing an obvious joke today. Everyone asking Grok which celebrity is secretly their friend yesterday. I worry about this place, I really do.

when you take the first bite of that BMT

when the subway sandwich artist asks if you wanna make your sub a combo

when your drunk friend wants to drive to Subway