Took 30mg of gummies instead of my usual 20 let’s pray this goes well

Wearing my camo jockstrap to Lowe’s incase the opportunity with a beefy dad happens 🙂‍↔️

So what’s the consensus besties, should I get FRLG? :3

Bought a foot mask at target just incase anyone wants to put my little piggies in their mouth idk

There’s a hole in one of my jocks where my tip sits and it rubbed against my jeans all day… I think it’s time to throw it out 🫩

Here’s to turning 28 on this glorious fat boy Friday :3 🎉🎊

Just replied, “yippee” to a man saying he wanted to breed me… why am I like this 🫩

Guys I think I’m going to my first gay bar tonight what do I wear also I might throw up I’m so anxious

Headed to the bar but put on Ethel Cain for the drive, I’m not even gonna try and be happy!

Guys how many nuggets should I get in leaf green before I continue

Is 500k poke dollars enough be fr

Back to kindle road…

I forgot the kindle road trainers get stronger after the elite 4… 🫩

Forgot to mention I did secure tickets to Ethel Cain so I will not be killing myself 🥰 (for now)

Grabbed a shirt to put on without looking at what it was and it just so happened to be my shirt that says “don’t bully me I’ll cum”

Depends on the coworker🙄

Just found a pack of pokemon cards I opened like two+ years ago while cleaning and there’s a $160 card lmfao

Seated for Ethel Cain I’m so glad I haven’t killed myself yet