Ron Filipkowski I assume Trump is absolutely furious about being allowed to go to Barron's graduation as he will have to go now.

Morning

Parker HENRY MORRIS Don’t forget

Otto English

Parker Here too.

Owen Paterson said Boris Johnson's routemaster bus would be a 'fantastic long-term export opportunity'. Export orders to date are nil and no other UK transport service wants them at the end of their London use period because they are overpriced, under-engineered piles of shite.

WildlifeKate Excellent bit of photo bombing at 21 seconds

Plunder

Harry Turtledove Aaron Rupar Very evident in the long shot before he even starts speaking she's already rigid with apprehension.

Cannot wait for Thursday which will finally put an end to folks sharing Susan Hall's torrent of worthless shite with expressions of incredulous horror.

Parker Molly Jong-Fast Remember them well. Collett’s was always good place to find rare books on Soviet film and art…

Her colleagues on @lbc completely silent about the dematerialisation of Sangita Myska. So brave.

Theresa May

Incredible stuff. Completely disco.

Pundits having bored everyone except themselves to death speculating about the date of the election are now speculating whether rumours of an election to be called next week are speculation or not speculation and are also speculating about the effects of it not being called.

Fortunately Fiona Bruce appeared to be unaware of this information so Chris Philp's incorrect assertion by way of reply was left unchallenged because the BBC's flagship political programme #BBCQT is very high quality you know.

Vividly remember watching this live. Mind-manglingly surreal moment.

Ron Filipkowski I've told you a million times not to exonerate